Valentine's day will be upon us before you know it. You don't think so now, but then. . .boom! Hearts and pastel-colored cover-ups of your true feelings abound. It's like a Pearl Harbor of sappy romance and overpriced candy, really. In honor of this wondrous holiday, I'm attempting to finish something. Maybe I'll actually finish it this year. In closing, I suppose I can leave you with my favorite love song. . .